Jill sez: Oh Bron it was AWFUL!! The air! the smells! the donkeys! My nerves are shot. I need a quiet vacation some place decent where the people are kind. Once I get out of this jail I'm going to spend some time in England. Can you help?
p.s. I totally forgive you for losing me in that card game. Why didn't you tell me you had never played Texas Hold 'Em before?